Great news everyone!
Today I officially launched You Should Have Also Seen This dot com, aka Greg Rutter’s Second Definitive List Of The 99 Things You Should Have Seen On The Internet Unless You’re A Loser Or Old Or Something
Tell your friends! Or get a refresher with the first list.
An amazing list of comedy curated by an internet legend.
Pop culture over the last 5 years in YouTube format.
If Filmmakers Directed The Super Bowl
Tarantino like pain and blood, Lynch likes reverse motion, Wes Anderson likes slow motion and the foreign guys are weird. Style is everything.
The president jokingly dubbed the blizzard, “Snowmageddon”.
I believe that is inciting panic Mr. President.
Europeans are scared shitless of New York City because they saw Taxi Driver and nobody told them Giuliani cleaned it up a long time ago. This survival guide is for them. (Editor’s note: I skipped around, click the link to read the whole thing.)
1 – HEADPHONES
Squinting to see the little L or R on you headphones takes too long. It also leaves you vulnerable to an attack. Instead of wasting your time with that shit, just stick them in your ears. If they feel weird, switch ‘em around. No matter how slowly you do the switcheroo, it’s still faster than finding those tiny letters.
2 – FARTS
Letting out a stinky fart on the train is now considered a terrorist attack. However, holding in a fart can tie your stomach into cripplingly painful knots. Here’s the deal: If you haven’t already had your morning shit, you cannot fart no matter what. If you have had your morning shit, then it’s all about temperature. Let the fart go towards you anal lips and hold it right at the edge to gauge its temperature. Toots above body temperature are almost always toxic so: If it’s hot, let it rot. If it’s not, blow up the spot.
6 – NO POT, NO ACID, NO RAP
This isn’t The Warriors anymore kiddies. You can’t smoke joints, you can’t drop acid and you most certainly CANNOT listen to loud rap music on your ghetto blaster.
10 – PACK HEAT
Mayorial candidate Bernard Goetz came up with a great way to deal with violence on the train: Blow their fucking heads off. It is perfectly legal to carry a gun anywhere in America but you should carry a small one because you’re only going to use it once a year and motherfuckers can be a fucking pain to lug around. When someone tries to assault you, pull it out and start shooting. If four bullets doesn’t seem to do the trick, say something like, “You don’t look so bad, here’s another.” That will send a message to all the whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, and the sick, that you are the real rain that’s come to wash all the scum off the streets.
That Weird Shirtless Sax Guy in The Lost Boys
SNL’s Digital Short The Curse from last week’s episode hosted by Jon Hamm is a funny reference to the weird shirtless, oiled-up saxophone player seen in The Lost Boys (played by real-life shirtless saxophone player and frequent Tina Turner music video collaborator, Timmy “Yes He Really Goes By Timmy” Cappello), but did you know that 2008’s direct-to-video sequel Lost Boys: The Tribe features yet another shirtless saxophone cameo by the now beergutted saxophonist? That’s a rhetorical question, because yes, you do now.
That’s What She Said
The origins of the popular catch phrase are examined on Entertainia Now.
Featuring: Megan Mullally & Thomas Lennon
It’s too hard and it’s painful.
